Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it
frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a
stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little
tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your
Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser
snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your
Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can
slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they
will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come
back.
Godelieve
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