FIRST BOOK
1. T
HE
A
ROUSING
OF
T
HOUGHT
3 2.
I
NTRODUCTION
: W
HY
B
EELZEBUB
W
AS
IN
O
UR
S
OLAR
S
YSTEM
513.
T
HE
C
AUSE
OF
THE
D
ELAY
IN
THE
F
ALLING
OF
THE
S
HIP
K
ARNAK
56 4.
T
HE
L
AW
OF
F
ALLING
66
5.
T
HE
S
YSTEM
OF
A
RCHANGEL
H
ARITON

70
6. P
ERPETUAL
M
OTION

73 7.
B
ECOMING
A
WARE
OF
G
ENUINE
B
EING
D
UTY

76 8.
T
HE
I
MPUDENT
B
RAT
H
ASSEIN
, B
EELZEBUB
’
S
G
RANDSON
, D
ARES
TO
C
ALL
M
EN
“S
LUGS
”
79 9.
T
HE
C
AUSE
OF
THE
G
ENESIS
OF
THE
M
OON

8110.
W
HY
“M
EN
” A
RE
N
OT
M
EN

87 11
. A P
IQUANT
T
RAIT
OF
THE
P
ECULIAR
P
SYCHE
OF
C
ONTEMPORARY
M
AN

94 12.
T
HE
F
IRST
“G
ROWL
”
98 13.
W
HY
IN
M
AN
’
S
R
EASON
F
ANTASY
M
AY
B
E
P
ERCEIVED
AS
R
EALITY

103 14.
T
HE
B
EGINNINGS
OF
P
ERSPECTIVES
P
ROMISING
N
OTHING
V
ERY
C
HEERFUL

106 15.
T
HE
F
IRST
D
ESCENT
OF
B
EELZEBUB
UPON
THE
P
LANET
E
ARTH

109 16.
T
HE
R
ELATIVE
U
NDERSTANDING
OF
T
IME

12117.
T
HE
A
RCH

ABSURD
: A
CCORDING
TO
THE
A
SSERTION
OF
B
EELZEBUB
, O
UR
S
UN
N
EITHER
L
IGHTS
NOR
H
EATS

134 18.
T
HE
A
RCH

PREPOSTEROUS

149 19.
B
EELZEBUB
’
S
T
ALES
A
BOUT
H
IS
S
ECOND
D
ESCENT
ONTO
THE
P
LANET
E
ARTH

177 20.
T
HE
T
HIRD
F
LIGHT
OF
B
EELZEBUB
TO
THE
P
LANET
E
ARTH

207 21.
T
HE
F
IRST
V
ISIT
OF
B
EELZEBUB
TO
I
NDIA

227 22.
B
EELZEBUB
FOR
THE
F
IRST
T
IME
IN
T
IBET

252 23.
T
HE
F
OURTH
P
ERSONAL
S
OJOURN
OF
B
EELZEBUBON
THE
P
LANET
E
ARTH

268 24.
B
EELZEBUB
’
S
F
LIGHT
TO
THE
P
LANET
E
ARTHFOR
THE
F
IFTH
T
IME

315 25.
T
HE
V
ERY
S
AINTLY
A
SHIATA
S
HIEMASH
, S
ENTFROM
A
BOVE
TO
THE
E
ARTH

347 26.
T
HE
L
EGOMINISM
C
ONCERNING
THE
D
ELIBERATIONS
OF
THE
V
ERY
S
AINTLY
A
SHIATA
S
HIEMASH
U
NDER
THE
T
ITLE
OF
“T
HE
T
ERROR

OF

THE

S
ITUATION
”
353 27.
T
HE
O
RGANIZATION
FOR
M
AN
’
S
E
XISTENCE
C
REATED
BY
THE
V
ERY
S
AINTLY
A
SHIATA
S
HIEMASH

366